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嗯。 Hmm.
终于，我可以回去了。 Finally, I can go back now.
来吧卢卡斯。已经这么晚了。 Come on, Lucas. It's getting late.
啊。 Ah.
卢卡斯，快点。 Lucas, hurry up.
棉花糖越来越湿了。牛奶变蓝了。 Marshmallows are getting soggy. Milk's turning blue.
开玩笑的。/真贴心，爸爸，我最喜欢的早餐。 Just kidding. / Sweet, Dad. My favorite breakfast.
对于一个有着巨大食欲的孩子来说。 For a kid with a beast of an appetite.
嘿我在想。大多数顶级家长。 Hey, I was thinking. Most of the top parents out there
今晚让他们的孩子去参加梅勒妮的派对。 are letting their kids go to Melanie's party tonight.
或许你应该加入。 Maybe you should join in.
嗯，我很感谢有个儿子考虑我。 Well, I appreciate having a son that's considering me
对这样的团体来说，答案仍然是否定的。 for a group like that, but the answer's still no.
会是超大的。来吧(赶快)。/这就是我所担心的。 It's gonna be supersize. Come on. / That's what I'm afraid of.
你能冷静点吗？这一次？/不，我们已经谈过了。 Can you be cool? This one time? / No, we've already talked.
伙计，这将是年度最佳派对。 Man. This is gonna be the party of the year.
我猜你只要等一下就行了。 I guess you'll just have to wait
等你长大了再开个更大的派对。 for an even bigger party when you're older.
老爸..。 Dad...
这是完全不公平的。 This is totally unfair.
你要把我排除在世纪聚会之外。 You're shutting me out of the party of the century.
那么，现在是世纪了，嗯？这是个好消息。 So, it's the century now, huh? That's great news.
如果它那么大，你就能在报纸上读到它。 If it's that big, you'll be able to read about it in the paper.
我快15岁了，你小时候不是出去玩了吗？ I'm almost 15. Didn't you go out and have fun when you were a kid?
不，我忙着学习尊重我父母的决定。 No, I was too busy learning about respecting my parents' decisions.
从什么时候起13岁到15岁？ And since when is 13 almost 15?
听着，决定了。我担心你会受到攻击。 Look, it's decided. I'm worried about you having an attack.
除非你对那个吸入器很在行，否则你是不会出去的。 You're not going out till you're good with that inhaler.
我甚至从来没有遭受过攻击。我也没见过你有。 I've never even had an attack. I've never seen you have one, either.
很好，但是医生说我们必须小心。 That's great, but the doctor said we have to be careful,
因为他们是遗传的。 since they're hereditary.
医生不是也叫你减肥吗？ Didn't the doctor tell you to lose some weight, too?
怎么样？/哦，别提醒我。 How's that going? / Oh, don't remind me.
好吧，告诉你。 All right, tell you what.
远离麻烦，练习随身携带吸入器， You stay out of trouble, and practice carrying around that inhaler,
然后你就可以走了。//是的。 and you can go. / Yes.
等等。 Wait.
谢谢，爸爸。 Thanks, Dad.
Kavinsky。 Hey, Kavinsky.
交出我的实验，否则我就踢你的脸。 Hand over my experiment, or I'll kick your face in.
有趣的是，昨晚我在想你的实验。 Funny thing, last night, I was thinking about your experiment
如果我不按时完成，我会有多大的麻烦。 and how much trouble I'd be in, if I didn't finish on time.
压力很大。 I got stressed out,
开始呼吸沉重。 started breathing heavy,
我的胃疼，我甚至不想进去。 my stomach hurts, and I won't even get into
头痛得有多厉害。 how bad my headache was,
但后来我吃了些阿司匹林，我很好。 but then I took some aspirin, and I was fine.
忘了。 I forgot.
怎么啦?。 What?
忘了？ You forgot?
给我个好理由不要现在就结束你。 Give me a good reason not to end you right now.
因为总有一天我会成为你的老板？ Because one day I'll likely be your boss?
您说什么?。/嘿，硬汉。 What did you say? / Hey, tough guy.
你为什么不找个和你一样大的人来玩呢？ Why don't you mess with someone your own size?
我不是你的尺码。我不是你的尺码。 I'm not your own size. I'm not your own size.
你知道，我对你们两个都很失望。 You know, I'm disappointed in both of you.
我认为你们两个没有意识到这是怎么回事。 I don't think you two realize how this works.
如果我把这个砸穿你厚厚的头骨。 Maybe if I pounded this through your thick skulls.
威胁收到了。大家都知道这家伙有多傻吗？ Hey. Threat received. Everyone see how buff this guy is?
我们没有机会。 We wouldn't stand a chance.
不如我们保证给你一个A+。 How about we guarantee you an A-plus
如果你对暴政冷静下来？ if you just chill out with the oppressive tyranny?
怎么啦?。/CaM.。 What? / Cam.
放下那些蠢货，送我去上课。 Drop the dorks and walk me to class.
好的，我会期待你的加分。 Okay, I'm gonna be expecting that A-plus.
否则，对你们俩来说，这就是路的尽头了。 Or else it's the end of the road for both of you.
再见，孩子们。 Bye, boys.
看看她。走开就像世界欠她一个人情一样。 Look at her. Just walking away, like the world owes her a favor.
我愿意帮她忙。 I'd love to do favors for her.
你要去参加她的派对吗？ Are you going to her party?
你在开我的玩笑吗？我们有更大的问题要处理。 Are you kidding me? We have bigger issues to deal with here.
你们没事吧？/当然。我们是职业选手。 You guys okay? / Of course. We're pros.
像我们这样的专业人士处理生活中的事情。 Pros like us handle life as it comes.
当时我吓疯了。 I was scared out of my mind.
他真是个恶霸。来吗？ He's such a bully. You coming?
待会儿再来接你。我们必须先处理一些事情。 We'll have to catch you later. We have to take care of something first.
太棒了。再见。 Great. See you around.
我们真是完蛋了。 We're so screwed.
我们有一个小时的时间来避免非选择性手术。 We've got an hour to save ourselves from un-elective surgery.
拜托告诉我你们有所收获。 Please tell me you have something.
有土豆。 I have a potato.
我们死定了。 We're dead.
一个标记。一座纸质火山。青蛙。 A marker. A papier-mâché volcano. A frog.
一只死青蛙。 Well, a dead frog.
这对我们有什么帮助？ How will that help us?
我不知道。/我有个主意。来吧(赶快)。 I don't know. / I have an idea. Come on.
呃，我要带青蛙来吗？ Uh, should I bring the frog?
哇！ Whoa!
好吧，我有一只青蛙，然后...。好吧。 Okay, so, I got this frog here, and, uh... Okay.
青蛙已经死了自从..。 So, the frog has been dead since, um...
当它停止了生命。 Well, when it stopped living.
但是借助一个小电荷..。 But with the aid of a small electrical charge...
让它的腿活过来。 I can bring its leg back to life.
好了，开始吧。 Okay, here we go.
我在转动表盘。 I'm turning the dial.
如果这不起作用，就不仅仅是青蛙死了。 If this doesn't work, it won't just be the frog that's dead.
卡梅隆我想我们都知道你的成绩。 Oh, Cameron, I think we both know your grade.
哇！//哦，哇，我站在那里， Whoa! / Oh, wow, I stand corrected,
而且我很惊喜。 and I am pleasantly surprised.
?砰，砰，进房间，我知道你想要 ?。 ♪ Bang, bang, into the room I know you want it ♪
?砰，砰，你全身上下 ?。 ♪ Bang, bang, all over you ♪
?哟，我说，砰，砰，砰，砰，砰 ?。 ♪ Yo, I said, bang, bang Bang, bang, bang, bang ♪
?邦，邦，邦，邦，邦，邦，邦 ?。 ♪ Bang, bang, bang Bang, bang, bang, bang ♪
?砰，砰，你的心不见了，我知道你想要它 ?。 ♪ Bang, bang, there goes your heart I know you want it ♪
停下，拜托，马上停下。 Stop. Please, stop now.
到底怎么回事?。/好的，到此为止了。 What's going on? / Okay, that's the end.
就像热气球.。 Just like a hot-air balloon.
恶心死了。 Ew. Disgusting.
情况再糟不过了。 This couldn't have gone worse.
就在那里。 And there it did.
卧槽！ Frunk!
你死定了。/嗯。 You're dead. / Hmm.
啊。 Ah.
躯干力学。 Frunk Mechanics.
嗯，嗯。 Uh-huh.
嗯，嗯。嗯。 Uh-huh. Yeah.
好的，我明白了。 Okay. I see.
明白了。谢谢。 All right. Thanks.
老大。/是的，等一下。这是非常微妙的。 Boss. / Yeah, one minute. This is very delicate.
老大，你儿子在学校有麻烦了。 Hey, your son's in trouble at school, boss.
他为什么不简单，就像这里的这一段？ Why can't he be simple, like this piece here?
我发誓，他会杀了我的。 I swear, he's gonna kill me.
宝贝，发生什么事了？ Honey, what happened?
你真粘。 You're so slimy.
哦，你没事吧？ Ooh, are you all right?
嗯，我确实被抓伤了。 Well, I kind of did get scratched.
妈妈能做些什么让你感觉好点？ What can Mummy do to make you feel better?
新的控制台可能会减轻痛苦，但也有新的赛车游戏。 Well, the new console might ease the pain, but with the new racing game, too.
那太好了。/哦，是的。 That would be great. / Oh, yes.
不管我最可爱的馅饼想要什么。 Whatever my sweetest cutie pie wants...
妈妈会帮你的。 Mummy will do for you.
非常非常爱你。 I love you so much.
没有什么能伤害我的孩子。 Nothing's gonna hurt my baby.
看来那个世纪的派对不会为你举办了。 Well, looks like that party of the century won't be happening for you
在接下来的100年里。/什么？这不是我的错。 in the next 100 years. / What? It wasn't my fault.
这是系统的错。而不是“系统”系统。 It was the system's fault. Not the "system" system,
但是电力系统。/再见。周末愉快。 but the electrical system. / See you. Have a great weekend.
为什么我有麻烦？ Why am I in trouble?
从某种意义上说，我实际上是个英雄。 I was actually a hero, in a sense.
直到青蛙爆炸。 Well, until the frog exploded.
彼得的妈妈认为他准备好参加派对了。 Peter's mom thinks he's ready for parties,
那家伙带着死青蛙到处跑。 and that guy carries dead frogs around.
如果我妈妈在这里。 If my mom was here,
他对我的态度，她会很生气的。 she'd be so upset at Dad for how he treats me.
即使是卡梅隆在去一辆小型货车的路上也会被拥抱.。 Even Cameron gets hugged on the way to a mini-van.
噢，他抓到梅勒妮了？ Oh, and he gets Melanie?
你猜怎么着?。随便啦。 You know what? Whatever.
等着瞧吧。 They'll see.
嘿，你来了，你这个懒蜥蜴。 Hey, there you are, you lazy lizard.
嘘。 Shoo.
爸爸，我打电话给你是有一个令人兴奋的机会。 Dad, I'm calling you with an exciting opportunity.
让我今晚去参加那个聚会，我能为你做些什么？ What can I do for you to allow me to go to that party tonight?
您想要洗碗，还是买个汽车详细包装？ Can I interest you in dishwashing, or a car detail package?
我愿意学习石祖的艺术。 I'd be willing to study the art of shiatsu
改善你的不良循环。 to improve your poor circulation.
试得好，卢卡斯，但你还是被禁足了。 Nice try, Lucas, but you're still grounded.
不如我们做点好吃的，我让你今晚租一部电影？ How about we cook something nice and I let you rent a movie tonight?
会很有趣的。 It'll be fun.
做妈妈的会很感激按摩的。 A mom would've appreciated that massage.
求你了，不，别管它。 Please. No. Leave it alone.
绑架了你妻子。 It kidnapped your wife.
我知道，我想请他喝一杯。 I know, I want to buy him a drink.
如果我发短信给你，我就知道你会来。 I knew you'd come if I texted you.
标签“你怎么花了这么长时间？” Hashtag "what took you so long"?
梅勒妮。我喜欢你的鸡装。 Hi, Melanie. I like your chicken costume.
我是天使。 I'm an angel.
哦，呃，当然。 Oh. Uh, of course.
随便啦。 Whatever.
我喜欢你今天在课堂上的动作。 I liked your moves you pulled in class today.
想看我的吗？ Wanna see mine?
嗯-嗯。 Mm-hm.
敬我的吉娃娃，敬我的兰奇托。 To my Chihuahua, to my Ranchito.
敬我的路易斯·曼努埃尔·丹尼尔。 To my Luis Manuel Daniel.
我真不知道没有你们我怎么办。 I don't know what I would do without you.
你疯了！ You're crazy.
我知道你怀孕了。 I know you're pregnant.
怎么又知道了？ How do you know?
我找到了验孕的方法。 I found the pregnancy test.
儿子，你在哪儿？该吃药了。 Where are you, son? Time for your medicine.
卢卡斯？/什么事？ Lucas? / Yes?
我有一个意想不到的东西给你看。 I have a surprise for you.
闭上眼睛。 Close your eyes.
这就是你所得到的，书呆子。 That's what you get, nerd.
嗨/快跑！ Hi. / Run!
逃命！ Run for your lives!
我应该保持清醒的。 I should've kept myself grounded.
老爸？//你应该待在家里。 Dad? / You were supposed to stay in the house.
卢卡斯。 Lucas.
上面，爸爸。 Up here, Dad.
坚持住，孩子。 Hang on tight, son.
哈？ Huh?
跑，你们这些傻瓜。 Run, you fools.
嘿，你们都去哪？ Hey, where are y'all going?
这里发生何事？ What happened here?
真漂亮，孩子。/嗯，谢谢。 Oh, nice costume, kid. / Um, thanks.
让你呆在家里。你从来不听。 I told you to stay in the house. You never listen.
说真的，爸爸？我变成了一个可怕的怪物。 Seriously, Dad? I turn into a hideous monster,
然后你就这么说？ and you say that?
张开你的嘴。 Open your mouth.
啊。/快到了。 Ah. / Almost there.
噢，我想我们应该先把你弄下来。 Oh, I think we should've brought you down first.
你想做什么？把我弄瞎了？ What are you trying to do? Blind me?
也让我窒息？/对不起，儿子。 And choke me, too? / Sorry, son.
试着冷静下来。稍后我再解释。/解释？ Try to calm down. I'll explain later. / Explain?
到底怎么回事?。带我去医院。 What's going on? Take me to a hospital.
你不需要医院。你会没事的。 You don't need a hospital. You're gonna be okay.
到底怎么回事?。 What's going on?
穿上衣服，试着冷静下来。 Just get dressed and try to calm down.
你在开玩笑吧。那不是攻击。 Are you kidding? That was no attack.
我只是变成了巨大的橙色。 I just turned giant and orange.
对此有一个简单的解释。 Well... there's a simple explanation for that.
事实是我们是怪物。 The truth is we're monsters.
等等，什么？ Wait, what?
你在耍我。 You're screwing with me.
别那样说话。而且，这是真的。 Don't talk like that. Besides, it's true.
全家人。 Our whole family.
当我们变成青少年时，我们也变成了怪物。 When we turn into teenagers, we also turn into monsters.
但我不想成为怪物。 But I don't wanna be a monster.
我知道，这很让人困惑。 I know, it's confusing.
这也是我第一次感到奇怪，我事先就知道了。 It felt strange my first time, too, and I knew beforehand.
那你为什么不告诉我？ Then why didn't you tell me?
你知道这有多尴尬吗。 Do you know how embarrassing it is
在全班同学面前乱扔怪物？ to randomly monster out in front of your whole class?
我不能再回去了。你把我的人生都毁了。 I can't go back there. You ruined my life.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
除非发生了，否则你不会相信我。 You wouldn't have believed me until it happened.
我希望吸入器的意思是永远不会。 And I hope the inhaler meant it never would.
如果你每24小时服用一次，你就能保持正常。 If you take it every 24 hours, you'll get to stay normal.
嗯？ Hmm?
这是个好消息？ That's the good news?
说我必须在汽车商店里买些奇怪的调料？ That I have to take weird concoctions you make in an auto shop?
妈妈是怎么想的？ What did Mom think about this?
还是你也让她对此一无所知？ Or did you keep her in the dark about that, too?
她不知道。 She didn't know.
照片中的那个女人只是个模特。 The woman in that picture is just a model.
你的亲生母亲也是个怪物。 Your real mother was a monster, too.
我失去了她回到岛上。 I lost her back on the island.
这甚至不是她？ This isn't even her?
那她怎么了？/等你准备好了我再告诉你。 Then what happened to her? / I'll tell you when you're ready.
准备好了吗？你怎么能对我的亲生母亲撒谎？ When I'm ready? How could you lie about my own mother?
我只想要保护你。 I wanted to protect you.
我甚至不知道我母亲是谁。 I don't even know who my mother is.
我甚至不知道自己是什么。 I don't even know what I am.
得了吧，孩子。也没那么糟。 Oh, come on, kiddo. It's not that bad.
这是我们岛上的卡尔维拉。 This is from our island, Calvera.
卡洛塔奶奶和其他人还在那里。 Your Grandma Carlotta and the others are still there.
我在地图上都没见过这种情况。 I've never even seen that on any map.
那是因为它四处移动。 That's because it moves around.
这是一张大宪章。就像...一个GPS。 This is a carta. It acts like a... A GPS.
这是唯一的回头路。 And it's the only way back.
那么，我们走吧。我们还在等什?。 Well, let's go, then. What are we waiting for?
等你准备好了，我带你去。我保证。 I'll take you when you're ready. I promise.
一些承诺。 Some promise.
你永远不会说我准备好了。 You'll never say I'm ready.
永远都不会。 You never do.
够了。是着睡一下吧。 Enough. Try to get some sleep.
早上我们可以多聊一些。 We can talk more in the morning.
嘿，伙计。 Hey, buddy.
感觉好点了吗？ You feeling any better?
别再这样了。 Not again.
哦，这太疯狂了。我该怎么找到他？ Oh, this is nuts. How am I supposed to find him?
嘿，孩子。 Hey, kid.
这里是管制区域。 This is a restricted area.
这里的斯普林克人不喜欢入侵者。 And Sprinkles here doesn't like trespassers.
哦，是吗？我肯定他吃了以后会改变主意的...。 Oh, yeah? I'm sure he's going to change his mind when he tastes...
这个。 this.
拿来。 Fetch.
哦，你！ Ooh, yum!
别说了。嘿，下船。 Stop it. Hey, get off the boat.
你认为你要去哪里？把它拿回来。 Just where do you think you're going? Bring it back.
要来点吗？真的很好。 You want some? It's really good.
我不明白。 I don't understand.
这里什么都没有。 There is nothing here.
哦，不。 Oh, no.
如果他们找到我的尸体。 My dad is going to kill me... if they find my dead body.
噢，这只是一只海鸥。 Oh, it's just a seagull.
如果有海鸥，那就意味着附近一定有陆地。 If there are seagulls, that means there must be land nearby.
什么声音?。 What's that noise?
别担心，小家伙。我不会伤害你的。 Don't worry, little guy. I'm not going to hurt you.
不好意思。 Sorry.
啊。 Ah.
冷静卢卡斯。别发狂。没什么可怕的。 Calm down, Lucas. Don't freak out. Nothing to be afraid of.
来，青蛙，青蛙。 Here, froggy, froggy.
哇！ Whoa!
我本来不想诉诸这个的，但是...。 I didn't want to have to resort to this, but...
杜戈..。 Durgo...
蒙戈..。 Mongo...
我不是告诉过你不要玩你的食物吗？ haven't I told you not to play with your food?
开玩笑的。 Just kidding.
我要扯掉你的鳃。 I'm gonna tear your gills off.
带上他。 Bring him.
哇！ Whoa!
OM..。 Om...
一个新的旅行者来了。 A new traveler arrives.
事实上，我感觉到对启蒙的强烈需求。 Indeed, I sense a powerful need for enlightenment.
开门！ Open the door.
打开它。/上次我打开了。 You open it. / I opened it last time.
很好，我打开，但你拿着我的香。 Fine. I open, but you hold my incense.
人类。不可能。/打开门。 A human. Impossible. / Open the door.
求你了。需要帮助。 Please. I need help.
来吧，伙计们。我需要一张挂件。//但是...我们都感觉到一个怪物。 Come on, guys. I need a carta. / But... we both felt a monster.
他为什么有蓝蜥蜴？ Why does he have a blue lizard?
拜托，我来自卡尔维拉。 Please, I'm from Calvera.
卡片上说你会帮忙的。 The card said you'd help.
把门撑住。我们不能让另一个进来。 Brace the door. We can't let another one in.
放松。 Relax.
花点时间去感受。 Take a minute to feel.
他不一样。 He's different.
OM..。 Om...
也许他感觉有点不同。 Well, maybe he feels a little different.
但最后一个人偷了我们的肉。 But the last human stole our carta.
那这个不能，因为它已经消失了。 Then this one cannot, because it is gone.
嗯。 Hmm.
我从没这么想过。 I never thought of it that way.
有时候跟你说话就像。 You know, sometimes talking to you is like
找到自己失踪的那一半。 finding the missing half of myself.
所以我们开门？ So, we open?
是的，我们开门。 Yes, we open.
记得这次收费。 Remember to charge this time.
嘶嘶。 Psst, psst.
哦，谢谢，谢谢。 Oh, thank you, thank you.
哇，哇。停在那里。 Whoa, whoa. Hold it right there.
为什么你闻起来像个怪物。 Why do you smell like a monster,
但看起来像个人类？ but look like a human?
噢，因为我是一个人，我需要一个“宪章”来找到我的儿子。 Oh, because I am one, and I need a carta to find my son.
我愿意为此付出很大的代价。 I'm willing to pay a good price for it.
抱歉，伙计。 Sorry, dude.
有人偷的。 Somebody stole it.
怎么啦?。天啊那个该死的孩子。 What? Oh, gosh, that darn kid.
来吧，至少给我点指示。 Come on, at least give me some direction.
由于Calvera总是在移动，所以我们不能给你方向。 As Calvera is always moving, there are no directions we can give you.
这就像给你指引方向，让你找到一朵云或一只飞鸟，老兄。 It's like giving you directions to a cloud or a flying bird, dude.
我的钱要走了。 My money is leaving.
哥哥要走了。 I mean, our brother is leaving.
但有个办法。 But there's a way.
去过卡尔维拉的任何怪物都能感觉到自己的归路。 Any monster who has been to Calvera can feel his way back.
哦，我能做到。 Oh. I can do that.
我只要停止使用这个，我就会再次成为一个怪物。 I'll just stop using this, and I'll be a monster again.
到了。 Here it comes.
别担心。轮到你了。 Don't worry. You'll get your turn.
我们已经有货了，我现在已经照顾好你了。 We were already stocked, I'd have taken care of you by now.
但不幸的是，我们正处于一个过渡时期。 But unfortunately, we're in a bit of a transition.
打扰一下，老板，这个盒子上写着“厨房用具” Excuse me, boss, this box says "kitchenware",
但主要是浴巾。 but it's mostly bath towels.
我还应该把它带到厨房吗？ Should I still bring it to the kitchen?
不，你这个白痴。 No, you dolt.
显然是浴室。 Obviously, the bathroom.
似乎不明显。盒子上写着“厨房用具”。 Doesn't seem obvious. Box says "kitchenware".
我认为我们需要对机器稍加调整。 I think we need to tune the machine a little.
再给我一个。 Bring me another one.
嘿。 Hey.
哇，哇，放松点，小家伙。 Whoa, whoa, easy, little buddy.
卡尔维拉？ Calvera?
不好意思。 Sorry.
帕特里克。 Patrick.
哦！不要和陌生人说话。 Oh! Don't speak to strangers.
等等。 Wait.
哇这太神奇了。 Wow, this is amazing.
嘿，你妈妈没告诉你吗？ Hey. Didn't your mom tell you
过马路前要注意两条路吗？ to watch both ways before you cross the street?
不好意思。 Sorry.
孩子们。 Kids.
嘿，等等。 Hey, wait.
听说弗兰克还没有出现。 I heard Frank hasn't appeared yet.
如今谁也不能相信。 Can't trust anyone nowadays.
下午好。 Good afternoon.
哦。 Oh.
好的/哦好像。 Okay. / Oh, as if.
真不敢相信我们又少了一个。 I can't believe we have one more missing.
不好意思警官们。/左边。 Um, excuse me, officers. / To the left.
知道卡洛塔的店在哪里吗？/不，对。 Do you know where Carlotta's shop is? / No, right.
下一个街区。 Next block.
嗯，这很奇怪。我以前从未见过这个公民。 Hmm, this is weird. I've never seen this citizen before.
是的，他有一条好看的裤子。 Yeah, he's got some funny-looking pants.
嘿，他的腿上有口袋。可以用这些。 Heh. He's got pockets on the legs. I could use those.
嗯。 Hmm.
非常可疑。 Very fishy.
哈？ Huh?
但我今天戴了除臭剂。 But I put on deodorant today.
我不是在说你。 I'm not talking about you.
一个外国人来了。 A foreigner arrives,
绑架同时发生。 and kidnappings happening at the same time.
哦。 Ooh.
多可爱的小男孩啊。/是的，没问题。 What a cute little boy. / Yeah, no problem.
嗨，卡洛塔。收到我的命令了吗？/一如既往。马上就来。 Hi, Carlotta. Got my order? / Same as always. Coming right up.
谢了，卡洛塔。 Thanks, Carlotta.
总是很乐意帮忙。 Oh, always happy to help.
再见，现在。 Bye now.
你好那边。我怎样帮助你呢？ Hello there. How can I help you?
卡洛塔？/什么事？ Carlotta? / Yes?
你不会相信的。 You're not going to believe this,
可我.../嘿。 but I'm... / Hey.
当心。/哇，抱歉。 Look out. / Whoa, sorry.
孩子，你真喜欢阻止交通流量。 You sure like stopping the flow of traffic, kid.
你可能还不是一个怪物，但你占据了同样多的空间。 You may not be a monster yet, but you're taking up just as much space.
啊，维罗妮卡。别担心。 Ah, Veronica. Don't worry.
有些孩子16岁的时候就会变得怪怪的。 There are kids that monsterize when they're 16
而且他们比其他人还要大。 and they're even bigger than the rest.
我们能私下谈谈吗？ Can we speak in private, please?
亲爱的，你在这里做完怎么样？ How about you finish up here, dear?
哈？什么...？ Huh? Wha...?
差不多够了。 That's about enough.
谢谢，加里。 Thanks, Gary.
不客气，卡洛塔。 You're welcome, Carlotta.
晚上好。 Nice evening.
青蛙茶？这是新鲜的。 Frog tea? It's fresh.
哦，不，谢谢。青蛙对我来说只是一种厄运。 Oh, no, thanks. Uh, frogs are just sort of bad luck for me.
所以.../我是卢卡斯。你的孙子。 So... / I'm Lucas. Your grandson.
你在这里干嘛？ What are you doing here?
呃..。我甚至都不确定这是怎么回事。 Well... I'm not even really sure how it happened.
见到你真高兴。 I'm so happy to see you.
你爸爸在哪儿？ Where's your dad?
嗯，我不认为你会喜欢这个。 Um, I don't think you're going to like this,
但说实话我爸..。 but to tell you the truth, uh, my dad...
他真是个怪物。 he's such a monster.
无意冒犯。他一直在骗我。 No offense. He's been lying to me.
天啊，这比我们生命中的怪物还要好。 My God, this is even better than Monsters of Our Lives.
他很好。 He's good.
难道你看不出这是个骗局吗？他像单簧管一样摆弄我们。 Don't you see this is a scam? He's fiddling with us like a clarinet.
把那些给我。/嘿，我想听。 Give me those. / Hey. I wanna listen.
真不敢相信我爸爸竟然对我隐瞒了这一切。 I can't believe my dad kept all this from me.
你，这个地方，甚至是我真正妈妈的真相。 You, this place, even the truth about my real mom.
宝贝，来吧。别对他那么苛刻。 Oh, honey, come on. Don't be so hard on him.
我肯定他只是想保护你。 I'm sure he was just trying to protect you.
这个计划就这么多。你能告诉我更多关于我妈妈的事吗？ Well, so much for that plan. Can you tell me more about my mom?
噢，有人在敲门。 Oh, someone's knocking.
是的，我去拿。 Yes, I'll get that.
晚安，卡洛塔。 Good night, Carlotta.
我不知道他们是否已经告诉你了，但明天我们要开会。 I don't know if they already told you, but tomorrow we're having a meeting.
发生了这些失踪事件，真是令人不安。 It's really disturbing what's happening, with all these disappearances.
已经有点晚了。你为什么不上楼去你的房间呢？ It's kind of late. Why don't you go upstairs to your room?
右边的那个。一会儿我就上去。 It's the one on the right. I'll be up there in a moment.
我们可能还没有什么，但他们总是犯错误。 We might not have anything yet, but they always make mistakes.
那时候，法律的长臂伸出手来抓住他们。 And that's when the long arm of the law reaches out to catch them.
要我打电话给八达通副警长吗？ Should I call Deputy Octopusinski?
他的手臂最长。 His arms are the longest.
白痴。 Idiot.
来吧，伙计。我们在这里呆了一整天。 Come on, man. We've been here all day long.
等一下。 Wait a minute.
你终究会明白的。 You'll see.
嗯。 Hmm.
你用这个多久了？ How long have you been using this?
呃..。 Uh...
13年了。 Thirteen years.
嗯。 Hmm.
啊，老兄。 Ah, dude.
这是不可能的。 This is not going to happen.
啊！ Ah!
那我们就得按自己的方式去做。 We will have to do it our own way, then.
不好意思，是在洗牌。 Sorry, it was in shuffle.
请进。 Come in.
我不想让我的孙子受到冷落。 I wouldn't want my grandson getting the chills.
这是我妈妈吗？/是的，亲爱的。 Is this my mom? / Yes, honey.
你能告诉我她怎么了吗？ Could you tell me what happened to her?
说来话长。我们何不明天再谈呢？ It's kind of a long story. Why don't we talk about it tomorrow?
晚安，甜心。/晚安。 Good night, sweetheart. / Good night.
哦，不。 Oh, no.
哇哦。 Whoa.
哦。 Oh.
哇！ Whoa!
卢卡斯，早餐。 Lucas, breakfast.
早晨好。/亲爱的，你的夜晚过得怎么样？ Good morning. / How was your night, sweetheart?
有点奇怪。我听到了最奇怪的声音。 Kind of odd. I heard the strangest sound.
而且我觉得尖叫。 And I think screaming.
噢，那可不好。 Oh, that's not good.
近来城里有一些麻烦。 Lately there has been some trouble in town.
宝贝，你应该小心点。 You should be careful, honey.
现在，吃吧。/谢谢，卡洛塔。 Now, eat up. / Thanks, Carlotta.
噢，为了皮特的缘故，叫我奶奶吧。/啊。 Oh, call me Grandma, for Pete's sake. / Ugh.
这么多年来，我都没等你回来叫我卡洛塔。 I haven't been waiting all these years for you to come back and call me Carlotta.
谢谢，奶奶。 Thanks, Grandma.
嘿，卡洛塔。 Hey, Carlotta.
他来这里干什么？ What's he doing here?
嗯，他是我的孙子。 Well, he's my grandson.
嗯。 Hmm.
你们两个要一起经营这家商店。 The two of you are going to run the store together
而我去市政厅开会。 while I go to the town hall meeting.
怎么啦?。 What?
现在，别担心。不应该太忙。 Now, don't you worry. It shouldn't be busy.
这将是你们俩相处的好机会。 This will be a nice chance for the two of you to get along.
快吃吧。二十分钟后开门。 Eat up quick. Doors open in 20 minutes.
九点二十分，卡洛塔离开了房子.。 Nine-twenty, Carlotta leaves the house.
各位早上好。 Good morning, guys.
早上好，卡洛塔。 Good morning, Carlotta.
别紧张。 Take it easy.
这不是野餐。 This is no picnic.
野餐。 Mm, picnic.
那是你女朋友从家里来的照片吗？ Is that a picture of your girlfriend from back home?
她可爱吗？ Hey. / Is she cute?
这不是我女朋友，也不关你的事。 It's not my girlfriend, and it's not your business.
等等，/把那个给我。 Wait. / Give me that.
你不是那种情书作家，是吗？ You're not one of those love-letter writers, are you?
停。 Stop.
卡洛塔跟我说过她。那是你妈妈，不是吗？ Carlotta told me about her. That's your mom, isn't it?
还给我吧。 Just give it back.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
她很漂亮。 She was beautiful.
我知道这很难。我也失去了父母。 I know it's hard. I lost my parents, too.
但至少你有个奶奶。/嗯，我想。 But at least you have a grandma. / Well, I guess.
你知道她是怎么死的吗？ Do you know how she died?
怪物说的是她的哥哥，你的叔叔，是个科学家。 What monsters say is that her brother, your uncle, was a scientist.
然后他疯了，然后发生了爆炸。 And he went nuts, and there was an explosion.
还有呃..。嗯，你知道的。 And, um... Well, you know.
这不可能是真的。 That can't be true.
听着，那个会议还在进行，没有人会进商店。 Look, no one's coming into the store with that meeting going on.
让我们出去逛逛！。 Let's get you out of here.
嘿，别拉我。 Hey, don't pull me.
来吧(赶快)。嘿，/退后。 Come on. Hey. / Back up.
吉拉尔多警官。请求支援。警官在..。 Officer Giraldo here. Requesting backup. Officers under...
老大，我们在干什么？ What are we under, boss?
靠边站，你这个白痴。 Back up the car, you moron.
啊！哦，我明白了。 Ah! Oh, I get it.
呃，没关系。 Uh, never mind.
我很肯定我们自己能处理好分内的事。 I'm pretty sure we can handle the backing up ourselves.
刹车。 Brake.
哎呀！ Oops!
风暴！ Storm!
给这个堕落的怪物...生命！ Give this fallen monster... life!
冷静，兄弟。让我们看看。 Chill out, bro. Let's see.
伙计们？我呃..。 Uh, guys? I, uh...
我觉得这更有可能让我失去生命。 I feel like this is more likely to make me not alive.
啊。 Ah.
嗯，我不觉得这个岛..。 Well, I don't feel the island...
但我确实觉得我需要阿司匹林。 but I do feel like I need an aspirin.
我看不见。 I can't see.
我看不见，看不见。 I can't see, I can't see.
来吧，试试。 Come on, try it.
嗯。 Mm.
哇！ Whoa!
?她给了我爱和爱 ?。 ♪ Ooh, she gives me love and affection ♪
?宝贝，我有没有提到 ?。 ♪ Baby, did I mention ♪
?对我来说，你是唯一的女孩 ?。 ♪ You're the only girl for me ♪
?不，我不需要下一个 ?。 ♪ No, I don't need a next one ♪
?妈妈也爱你 ?。 ♪ Mama loves you, too ♪
?她认为我做出了正确的选择 ?。 ♪ She thinks I made the right selection ♪
?剩下要做的就是让我提出这个问题。?。 ♪ Now all that's left to do Is just for me to pop the question ♪
?哦，我想我找到了一个啦啦队长 ?。 ♪ Oh, I think that I found myself A cheerleader ♪
?每当我需要她时，她总是在那里 ?。 ♪ She is always right there When I need her ♪
?哦，我想我找到了一个啦啦队长 ?。 ♪ Oh, I think that I found myself A cheerleader ♪
?每当我需要她时，她总是在那里 ?。 ♪ She is always right there When I need her ♪
怎么啦?。 What?
嘿，我来了。 Hey, I'm coming.
快点。 Hurry.
不管是谁干的，我的触角都是伸出来的。 My antennae are out for whoever's responsible.
而且我们已经想出了一些零碎的信息。 And we've already come up with a few crumbs of information.
来吧，我说，面包屑。 Come on, I said, crumbs.
再也没有面包屑了。我们需要答案。 No more crumbs. We want answers.
好吧，这正是费格斯和吉拉尔多副手来这里的原因。 Well, that's precisely why Deputies Fergus and Giraldo are here
回答你所有的问题。 to answer all of your questions.
让我们给卡尔维拉自己的维和部队做一轮大的苹果酱。 Let's give a big round of applesauce to Calvera's very own peacekeepers.
对，没错。 Yeah, that's right.
好样的。 Bravo.
精彩的表演，乞求你的生命。 Great performance, begging for your life.
求你了，不要！ Please, no!
杜戈！/是的，先生。 Durgo! / Yes, sir.
我们要去购物。 We're going to go shopping.
让我们向家人问好。 Let's say hi to the family.
9点02分，我们去克拉拉咖啡馆喝咖啡。 At 9:02 we went to Clara's Café to get some coffee.
还有甜甜圈。/和甜甜圈。 And doughnuts. / And doughnuts.
9点03分，我抓伤了头。 At 9:03 I scratched my head.
老板，你摆脱那种痒了吗？ Did you get rid of that itch, boss?
噢，你在开玩笑吗？/可怕。 Oh, are you kidding me? / Terrible.
来吧(赶快)。 Come on.
他们抓住了市长的助手。 They captured the mayor's assistant.
9点03分，我抓伤了头。/噢，天啊。 At 9:03, I scratched my head. / Oh, gosh.
我们都要死了！ We're all going to die!
我们要死了！ We're gonna die!
今天很酷。 Today was pretty cool.
什么那啥这啥的？//那些是石头海龟。 What was that? / Those are Rock Turtles.
啊，石头海龟。我觉得我见过其中一个。 Ah, Rock Turtles. I think I've met one of them.
那里的城堡是什么？/嗯...。 And what's that castle there? / Um...
那就是事故发生的地方。 that's where the accident happened.
那我得走了。 Then I need to go.
天黑了。卡洛塔会杀了我的。我们该走了。 It's getting dark. Carlotta's gonna kill me. We should go.
噢，你的冒险精神去哪里了？ Oh, where's your sense of adventure all of a sudden?
我完全是在冒险。我只是，你知道，尽量不让我们被绑架。 I'm all adventure. I'm just, you know, trying not to get us kidnapped.
说真的，我们走吧。 Seriously, let's go.
维罗妮卡？ Veronica?
卢卡斯？ Lucas?
孩子们你们在哪儿？噢，我不喜欢这样。 Where are you kids? Oh, I don't like this.
卢卡斯，是你吗？ Lucas, is that you?
你是谁?。你在这里干嘛？ Who are you? What are you doing here?
卡洛塔，冷静。 Carlotta, calm down.
你已经认不出自己的儿子了？ You don't recognize your own son anymore?
诺克特。 Norcutt.
诺克特的母亲？ Norcutt's mother?
这是一种荣幸。 It's a pleasure.
你养了这么一个邪恶的儿子。 You raised such an evil son.
已经开枪打她了。 Just shoot her already.
但是，先生，她是您的母亲。 But, sir, she's your mother.
把那个给我。 Give me that.
要我跟你一起去吗？ Want me to go in with you?
她不会对她的孙子大喊大叫的。 She wouldn't yell at her grandson.
安全的，好吗？ Scoot safe, okay?
当然，孩子。 Sure, kid.
晚安 Night.
放松的晚上啊？ Relaxing evening, huh?
好的，我加入了。 Fine, I'm in.
跳上。 Jump on.
自古以来。 Since ancient times,
怪物被追击。 monsters have been pursued
被狗咬。 by dogs.
我觉得我不喜欢这种情况。 I don't think I like where this is going.
如果你想找回你内心的怪物。 If you want to bring back your inner monster,
你必须感受到他的痛苦。 you have to feel his pain.
路就是路。 The way is the way.
你是...。啊..。 You're... Aw...
拜托，你不会...。 Come on, you're not gonna...
摸摸怪物，尼古拉斯。感受一下。 Feel the monster, Nicolas. Feel it.
这不管用，兄弟。 This isn't working out, bro.
我们必须采取更严厉的手段。 We have to take more drastic measures.
不..。 No...
不..。 no...
不，不，不..。 No, no, no...
哇！ Whoa!
来吧(赶快)。/你确定吗？ Come on. / Are you sure?
如果这个地方被废弃了，为什么灯亮着？ If this place is abandoned, why are the lights on?
这首先是你的主意，天才。 This was your idea in the first place, genius.
嗯，嗯！ Mm, mm!
你没有失去联系。 You haven't lost your touch.
你怎么能这样对我，你自己的母亲？ How could you do this to me, your own mother?
嗯，我回来是为了感谢你。 Well, I came back to thank you.
我试着和你一样，拥有你的力量。 I was trying to be like you, have your powers.
但后来我想，为什么把自己限制在几个。 But then I thought, why limit myself to just a few
什么时候我才能拥有它们？ when I can have them all?
所以，我做了几个半烘焙的实验.。 So, I did a few half-baked experiments.
呃-哦。 Uh-oh.
正如你所见。 As you can see,
他们没有搞清楚。 they didn't work out that well.
妈妈，这就是你背弃你儿子时发生的事。 So, Mom, this is what happens when you turn your back on your son.
现在我要在这里完成。 Now I'm here to finish
你以前没让我讲完的。 what you didn't let me finish before.
连你对迪娜做的事都阻止不了你。 Not even what you did to Dina stopped you.
你对我妈妈做了什么？ You did what to my mom?
卢卡斯。 Lucas.
卢卡斯？ Lucas?
很高兴见到你，孩子。 So nice to see you, kid.
上次你还没有这么高。 Last time you were a tad shorter.
你带来了一位特别的客人。 You brought a special guest.
今天一定是我的幸运日。 This must be my lucky day.
我告诉过你我们不该来的。 I told you we shouldn't have come.
你是个杀人犯。 You're a murderer.
嗯，那是一个巨大的指控，孩子。 Well, that's a huge accusation, kid.
没人告诉他对吧？ I take it no one told him, right?
那晚究竟发生了什么事？ What happened that night?
那天晚上。 That night.
啊，那只扁虫的炖肉闻起来真棒。 Ah, that flatworm stew smells amazing.
我希望它尝起来没问题。这次我试着加入孜然。 I hope it tastes all right. I tried adding cumin this time.
不久，这个小家伙也会在餐桌上。 Before long, this little guy will be at the table, too.
我们叫他卢卡斯是为了纪念爸爸。 We're calling him Lucas in honor of Dad.
如果他还在这里，他会很开心的。 If he were still here, he'd be thrilled.
看看脚。 Look at the feet.
这家伙长大后会变成一个怪物。 This guy's gonna grow up to be a monster.
噢，他挤得太紧了。 Oh, he's squeezing so tight.
看起来像个人。 Looks like someone
已经爱过他奶奶了。/哦，来吧。 already loves his grandma. / Oh, come on.
太好了，他十几岁的时候。 Oh, great, by the time he's a teenager,
他会像扔玩具一样把他那小小的人类叔叔扔来扔去。 he'll be throwing his tiny human uncle around like a toy.
噢，别这样。必要时，我们会保护你的安全。 Oh, stop that. We'll keep you safe, if necessary.
我不想被保护安全。 I don't want to be kept safe.
他会带着惊人的力量长大。 He's going to grow up with amazing powers,
而我将只是他的古怪叔叔，从未改变。 and I'll just be his weird uncle who never transformed.
我会在我的实验室。 I'll be in my lab.
很抱歉，毁了这么美好的一晚。 I'm sorry to have ruined such a nice evening.
我为什么还要费心呢？ Why do I even bother?
他为什么不能克服它呢？ Why can't he just get over it?
对你来说很容易。转变了。 It's easy for you. You transformed.
他现在应该接受了。 Well, he should have accepted it by now.
让我和他谈。 Let me talk to him.
惰性但很有趣。 Inert, but interesting.
如果我用一点氯化亚硫来滴定呢？ What if I titrate in a bit of thionyl chloride?
我知道你讨厌不做怪物。 I know you hate not being a monster,
但你不能折磨自己试图改变。 but you can't torture yourself trying to transform.
我可以尝试，只要运气好， I can try, and with any luck,
你的那个孩子不会长大的。 that baby of yours won't grow up
把我看成是他软弱而又无聊的叔叔。 to see me as his weak, boring uncle.
他会因为你的样子而爱你，而不是因为你的长相。 He'll love you for how you are, not how you look.
你不应该把它混在一起。很危险。 You shouldn't be mixing that. It's dangerous.
这次我会做到的。你终究会明白的。 I'll get it this time. You'll see.
哦，不，反应太强烈了。 Oh, no. It's too reactive.
当心。 Watch out.
哦！ Oh!
怎么回事？//Dina。 What was that? / Dina.
她在哪儿？她在哪！ Where is she? Where is she?!
她在里面。我...我帮不了她。 She's inside. I... I couldn't help her.
等等，不。 Wait, no.
你干什么了?。 What did you do?
当时我很冲动。但解决办法是放热的。 I was so close. But the solution went exothermic.
她进来的时候，我一定是倒得太多了.。 I must have over-poured when she came in.
她救了我。 She saved me.
而你什么都没做？！ And you didn't do anything?!
看看你做了什么，都是因为你的痴迷。 Look what you've done, all because of your obsession.
你在这里不再有一席之地了。 You no longer have a place here.
离开这个岛..。 Leave the island...
再也不会回来了。 and never come back again.
离开这个岛，在我还没有后悔之前。 Leave the island, before I regret not finishing this.
妈妈？ Mom?
对不起。我只是想变成一个怪物。 I'm sorry. I just wanted to turn into a monster.
不，求你了，不要。 No. Please, no.
那只是一次意外。 That was an accident.
但这不是。抓住他们。 But this is not. Get them.
这边。 This way.
理她远一点。 Leave her alone.
不，我的眼睛。 Not my eyes.
重新考虑..。 On second thought...
抓住他们。 Get them.
窗户。 The window.
快跑卢卡斯！ Run, Lucas!
找到...他。 Find... him.
或许你是对的。 Maybe you were right.
当时我还没准备好。 I wasn't ready.
哇哦。 Whoa.
这不对。 This isn't right.
赌注太小了。 The stake is way too small.
停。 Stop.
这不是作为一个怪物的全部。 This isn't what being a monster is all about.
所以，这都是关于什么的？ So, what is it all about?
做个怪物就是..。 Being a monster is about...
他看上去像你。 He looks like you.
他爱他爸爸。 Oh, he loves his daddy.
做一个家庭需要做的事。 It's about doing what it takes to be a family.
那就去吧。 Go, then.
你这是在笑话我吗？ Are you laughing at me?
难道你没告诉我只有怪物才能回去吗？ Didn't you tell me only monsters could go back?
朋友，你是个怪物。 Well, my friend, you are a monster.
谢谢你这么说。 Thank you for saying that.
看看你自己。 Look at yourself.
你是个怪物。 You are a monster.
怎么啦?。 What?
我们成功了。我又变成怪物了。 We did it. I'm a monster again.
谢谢。各位谢谢。来吧，华生。 Thank you. Thank you, guys. Come on, Watson.
感受这个岛，尼古拉斯。 Feel the island, Nicolas.
感受一下。/再见。 Feel it. / Goodbye.
是你指使他的对吧？ You did charge him, right?
我以为轮到你了。/不，是我...。 I thought it was your turn. / No, I did...
不，你没有.../你总是忘记这样做。 No, you did not... / You always forget to do it.
我什么都做。你怎么了？/别管我。我是老板。 I do everything. What is wrong with you? / Leave me alone. I'm the boss.
卡洛塔，你没事吧？ Carlotta, are you okay?
你不会逃脱的。 You won't get away with this.
你的秘密已经泄露了。卢卡斯要告诉全镇的人。 Your secret's out. Lucas is going to tell the whole town.
闭嘴，闭嘴。 Now shut up.
我不会因为你喊的大声而把你给放了 I didn't capture you for the power of your voice.
怎么回事？ What is that?
礼物？ A present?
没想到会这样。 I didn't expect this.
但我猜这会奏效的。 But I guess this will work.
男孩在哪儿？ Where's the boy?
希望他尝起来不错。/卢卡斯？ Hope he tasted good. / Lucas?
现在我们正在追踪绑架者。 Now we are hot on the trail of the kidnapper,
但是他很危险，他狡猾，无情。 but he's dangerous, he's cunning, merciless,
对这个岛有着深刻的了解。 has an intimate understanding of the island,
还有锋利的牙齿。 and razor-sharp teeth,
和火红的蓝头发。 and fiery blue hair,
跟你见过的任何东西都不一样。 unlike anything you've ever seen.
他很狡猾，很能干，到处都是，他什么也不是。 He's cunning, he's capable, he's everywhere, and he's nowhere.
他来了！ He's here!
别担心。这是我的工作。 Don't worry. This is my job.
拜托，我奶奶和维罗妮卡被绑架了。 Please, my grandma and Veronica have been kidnapped.
呃，那是我们一直在跟踪的好孩子，老板。 Uh, that's the nice kid we've been following around, boss.
他们在城堡里。 They're in the castle.
听起来像是又一次企图不在场证明。/你在说什么？ Sounds like another attempt at an alibi. / What are you talking about?
自从你来到城里，人们就消失了。 Ever since you've come to town, people have been disappearing.
老板，你不认为他有魔力吧？ You don't think he's magic, do you, boss?
不，我不认为他有魔力。我认为他被捕了。 No, I don't think he's magic. I think he's under arrest.
等等，不，你在干什么。等等，等等。 Wait, no. What are you doing? Wait, wait.
你跟我来。来吧(赶快)。 You're coming with me. Come on.
人质在诺克特手上。 Norcutt has the hostages.
他们都在城堡里。等等。/来吧，我们走。 They're all in the castle. Wait. / Come on, let's go.
嗯。 Hmm.
这里发生何事？ What happened here?
卢卡斯？卡洛塔？ Lucas? Carlotta?
寿司店怎么样？ How about that sushi place?
不，再也没有人去过那里了。太挤了。 No, nobody ever goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
今晚不是你的夜晚。 Tonight is not your night.
我仍然是冠军。 I am still the champion.
帽子，拜托。 Hat, please.
劳驾。/先生，我能为您做些什么？ Excuse me. / How can I help you, sir?
我在找我的儿子和他的祖母。 I'm looking for my son and his grandma.
我去了她的商店，但被搜查了。 I went to her store, but it was raided.
到底发生了什么？卡洛塔在哪里？ What on earth happened? Where is Carlotta?
还是你见过一个蓝色头发的小男孩，大概有这么大？ Or have you seen a small, blue-haired kid, about this big?
那个爸爸。 The dad.
老爸？ Dad?
是你吗？ Is that you?
嘿，你呀。我也兴见到您。你有想念我吗？ Hey, you. Nice to see you, too. Did you miss me?
儿子。/没那么快。 Son. / Not so fast.
你脑子进水啊？/你骗了我一辈子？ What were you thinking? / You lied to me my whole life?
你离我祖母远点。//你是个不负责任的孩子。 You kept away from my grandmother. / You are an irresponsible child.
关于他妈妈，什么爸爸对他儿子撒谎？/这是为了保护你。 What dad lies to his son about his mom? / It was to protect you.
保护我？从谁那里？//我做了什么？ Protect me? From who? / What did I do?
从我的家人那里？//我儿子怎么会这么鲁莽？ From my own family? / How could my son be so reckless?
小子，你被禁足了。/爸爸，拜托。 You are so grounded, kid. / Dad, please.
我要去..。 I am going to...
只是..。 Just...
什么也别说。 Just don't say anything.
我不明白。 I don't understand.
警官，你能告诉我这里到底发生了什么吗？ Officer, can you tell me what exactly is going on here?
这么多年过去了，我快成功了。 After all these years, I'm almost there.
带她过来。 Bring her.
放开我。放开我！ Get off me. Let me go.
儿子，求你了。 Son, please.
我把你养大是希望你是个好人。 I raised you better than this.
然后在10点20分，我们吃完了甜甜圈。 Then at 10:20, we finished our doughnuts.
我知道吃完甜甜圈听起来可能要花很多时间， I know it may sound like a lot of time to finish doughnuts,
但你知道消化它们有多难。 but you know how difficult they are to digest.
而且我不能不先做生意就继续工作。 And I can't go on the job without finishing business first.
然后我们看到一个陌生人在街上走。 Then we saw a stranger, walking on the street.
你知道这有多奇怪吗？ Do you have any idea how weird that is?
11点20分...。 Then at 11:20...
卢卡斯，你没事吧？ Lucas, are you okay?
再见，伙计们。 See you, guys.
噢，哇！ Oh, whoa!
来吧，华生。 Come on, Watson.
噢，哇！ Oh, whoa!
准备好了，先生。 Ready, sir.
看来我们都准备好了。 Looks like we're all set.
成为历史的一部分感觉如何？ How does it feel to be a part of history?
哈？ Huh?
杜戈，蒙戈，看看发生了什么。 Durgo, Mongo, see what's going on.
诺克特？诺克特，来吧，面对我。 Norcutt? Norcutt, come on and face me.
嘿，你呀。 Hey, you.
我不知道你是谁，但你选错了地方。 I don't know who you are, but you picked the wrong place
像那样闯进来。/哦，别担心。 to come barging in like that. / Oh, don't worry,
这次你一定记得我。 I'll make sure you remember me this time.
你看上去像个通情达理的人。我们为什么不谈谈呢？ You look like a reasonable guy. Why don't we talk about it?
你在这里不再有一席之地了。离开这个岛。 You no longer have a place here. Leave the island.
我要把它交给你，孩子。 I gotta hand it to you, kid.
现在我要记住你了。 I'm gonna remember you now.
爸爸。/你在开玩笑吗？ Dad. / Are you kidding me?
这是你这周第三次离家出走。 This is the third time that you ran away this week.
我别无他法。/是的，当然。 I had no choice. / Yeah, sure.
我敢打赌这跟你有多顽固无关。 I bet it has nothing to do with how stubborn you are.
我是从你家里来的。 I got it from your side of the family.
你不知道独自抚养你有多难。 You have no idea of how hard it is to raise you on my own.
好吧，你不知道靠谎言生活有多难。 Well, you don't have an idea how hard is to live on a lie.
哈？ Huh?
找个更安全的地方等我。 I need you to find a safer place and wait for me.
但是奶奶在他们的地下室。 But they have Grandma in the basement.
卢卡斯。 Lucas.
呃-哦。 Uh-oh.
可怕。 Scary.
儿子，去找你奶奶。快点。 Son. Go and get your grandma. Quick.
什么事耽误那么久？ What took you so long?
奶奶，你没事吧？ Grandma, are you okay?
拜托，帮帮我们。放我们出去。 Please, help us. Let us out.
别担心我们。救维罗妮卡。 Don't worry about us. Help Veronica.
把你弄出去.../实际上...。 I'll get you out of here... / Actually...
大家都会留下来的。 I think everyone will be staying.
不！/你是谁？ No! / Who are you?
哦！ Oh!
看看谁都长大了。 Look who's all grown up.
你有没有错过一些宝贵的配方？ Are you missing some of your precious formula?
不，不.../放开她，我会还给你的。 No. No... / Let her go and I'll give it back.
明白了。 All right.
维罗妮卡，你知道吗。 Veronica, are you, okay?
我还好。 Yes.
不！ No!
你做了什么？！你做了什么？！ What have you done?! What have you done?!
卢卡斯。/尼古拉斯。 Lucas. / Nicolas.
来吧(赶快)。快逃吧。 Come on. Let's get out of here.
家庭团聚。哇，多美啊。 A family reunion. Wow, how beautiful.
毕竟，我一直想成为这个家庭的一员。 I always wanted to be a true part of this family after all.
诺克特？你在这里干嘛？ Norcutt? What are you doing here?
噢，我回来了。 Oh, I'm back.
那你打算怎么办？ And what are you gonna do about it?
把他们弄出去。 Get them out of here.
我不会再让你伤害我的家人了。 I won't let you hurt my family again.
那就认为他们死了。 Then just consider them dead.
帮助。救救我们！ Help! Help us!
把我们弄出去。 You gotta get us out of here.
这让我回想起过去。 This brings back memories.
阻止这种疯狂。看看你做的好事。 Stop this madness. Look what you've done!
哦，当然，我们谈谈吧。 Oh, sure, let's talk.
随你怎么说吧。 Have it your way, then.
噢！ Ooh!
哈？ Huh?
噢，我不知道我们能做到。 Oh, I didn't know we could do that.
奶奶，躲起来。 Grandma, take shelter.
别走，卢卡斯。太危险了。 Don't go, Lucas. It's too dangerous.
史上最好的怪物。 Best monster ever.
冠军，那就是你的全部了吗？ Is that all you've got, champ?
卢卡斯.../卢卡斯，你受伤了吗？ Lucas... / Lucas, are you hurt?
不，奶奶，但我爸爸在哪儿？ No, Grandma, but where's my dad?
老爸？爸爸，爸爸，醒醒。来吧，爸爸。 Dad? Dad. Dad. Wake up. Come on, Dad.
我保证，我再也不会逃跑了。老爸？ I promise, I'll never run away again. Dad?
还有葬礼。 And there's the funeral.
回来找更多的孩子？ Come back for more, kid?
我不是孩子。我是个怪物。 I'm not a kid. I'm a monster.
别跟你叔叔顶嘴。 Don't talk back to your uncle.
我是无敌的。 I'm invincible.
嘿，停下。 Hey, stop.
卡尔维拉岛赋予我的力量， By the power invested in me by the island of Calvera,
我宣布你被捕。 I declare you under arrest.
那是逃犯的孩子。 That's the fugitive kid.
尼古拉斯？ Nicolas?
卡洛塔，卢卡斯在哪儿？ Carlotta, where's Lucas?
孩子，我受够你了。 I've had enough of you, kid.
哦，不。哇，他还好吗？ Oh, no. / Wow, is he okay?
卢卡斯。 Lucas.
得了，爸爸，没那么糟。 Come on, Dad. It wasn't that bad.
儿子。 Son.
他还活着。 He's alive.
他是个英雄。 He's a hero.
你真是太了不起了。 You're so amazing.
对不起，儿子。我不该骗你的。 I'm sorry, son. I shouldn't have lied to you.
爸爸，我也很抱歉。 I'm sorry, too, Dad.
他是我的孙子。 He's my grandson.
有史以来最好的肥皂剧结局。 Best soap opera finale ever.
噢，我是史上最伟大的怪物。 Ooh, I'm the greatest monster ever.
最伟大的。 The greatest.
没错，兄弟。和你一起去车站。 Sure you were, buddy. Now off to the station with you.
我一直都知道是他。/当然了。 I always knew it was him. / Of course you did.
不，你要带我去哪儿？ No. Where are you taking me?
现在我是个怪物！ I'm a monster now!
我只是不知道怎么告诉他..。 I just didn't know how to tell him...
最大的怪物！ The biggest monster!
兄弟，你还好吗？ Are you okay, buddy?
别担心，我会把你弄出去的。 Don't worry, I'll get you out of there.
呃..。 Uh...
老大？ Boss?
老大。 Boss.
老大！ Boss!
今天的天气预报大部分是晴天。 The forecast mostly sunny skies today...
来吧卢卡斯。已经这么晚了。 Come on, Lucas. It's getting late.
砰！ Boom!
来吧，沃森。/沃森。 Hey, come on, Watson. / Watson.
维罗妮卡。 Hey, Veronica.
准备好了吗，孩子？ You ready, kid?
?臂拍 ?。 ♪ Boom clap ♪
嘿，你去哪儿了？来吧(赶快)。 Hey. Where have you been? Come on.
?到我这里来 ?。 ♪ Come on to me now ♪
?砰地一声拍拍我的心弦 ?。 ♪ Boom clap The sound of my heart ♪
?节拍继续，继续，继续 ?。 ♪ The beat goes on and on And on and on and ♪
来吧(赶快)。咱们走吧。 Come on. Let's go.
?你让我感觉良好 ?。 ♪ You make me feel good ♪
?来吧，来吧，来吧 ?。 ♪ Come on to me, come on to me now ♪
?砰地一声拍拍我的心弦 ?。 ♪ Boom clap The sound of my heart ♪
?节拍继续，继续，继续 ?。 ♪ The beat goes on and on And on and on and ♪
?拍拍手，你让我感觉良好 ?。 ♪ Boom clap You make me feel good ♪
?来吧，来吧，来吧 ?。 ♪ Come on to me, come on to me now ♪
上次我想我没有说清楚。 I guess I didn't make myself clear the last time.
哈？/嘿，硬汉。 Huh? / Hey, tough guy.
你为什么不找个和你一样大的人来玩呢？ Why don't you mess with someone your own size?
卢卡斯？ Lucas?
同步并由老婆的小三翻译。